Every friend group is different. But yet the same. Stereo-typically, every group of guy friends is filled with some or all of these particular types of friends. Sometimes you have friends that stay in your life forever. Others are in it for a short time. Others come and go. Here’s a list of the archetypal ‘guy friends’ that we all have encountered in our life at some point or the other.

1. Angry Young Man

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The Short tempered. Veediki uuh ante, aah ante kopam vasthundi. Normal time lo baane untadu.. Kani kopam vasthe Dabidi Dibide! Ee madhya veedi meeda jokes veyalante kaastha mundhu venaka aalochisthunam.


 

2. The Single Kaatre

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Forever alone ani cheppukovachu. Veedi life loki ippati varaku okka planthar kuda raledhu. Ika mundhu vasthundo ledho kuda doubte anattu bathukuthuntadu. Papam, road meeda couples ni chusi baadha tho emi cheyaleka em cheyala ani alochisthuntaadu.


 

3. Ayomayam Candidate

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The dhed-kufli of our gang anmata. Veediki jokes ardham avvadaniki minimun 10-15 min. padthuntadhi. Appudapudu asalu manam em matladthunnamo kuda veediki idea undadhu. When the entire gang laughs for a joke/filmy dialogue, he still has no clue of what was spoken or which film were they referring to.


 

4. The Balisina Baapathi

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He has everything he’s ever wanted, and through his daddy’s pocket. The best thing about him is that – Dabbu untundhi, kani balupu undadhu. Manodi venaka lingu lingu mantu iddaru spoon friends untaru prathi saari and prathi chota..


 

5. The Naraalu Thempudu Raja

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Oka rakanga brain-eater ani cheppacchu.. Veedu – veedi addamaina logics tho, daridrapu gottu matalatho mana burra thintuntadu. Veedi moolanga manaku edho oka roju BP, Sugar, Ebola lantivi ravachu.


 

6.  The Feku Baba

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Veedi fekudu ki full stop undadhu. Non stop bombs. Sometimes even heavy grenades.  Spain lo steel gottam.. Sampoornesh babu na chuttam ani chevulu kacha kacha korukuthuntadu. He has created an imaginary girlfriend and keeps running a parallel story. It becomes very hard to trust anything that comes out of his mouth, esp. when he exaggerates the simple stories.


 

7. The Poreel Raja

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Eeeeyyyuhhh! You’re a bit jealous of him. Endhukante manodiki female following koncham ekkuve. Veedi photos lo prathi saaru kassulu tag ayyi untaru. Veedu chusthe just above yaavarez ga untadu.


 

8. The Theda-maeda

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He is perfectly straight. But sometimes his awkward gestures are the ones that irritates us. Ee gabbu na konde gadu public places lo theda theda saigalu chesthu, akada ikkada gicchuthtu, pisukuthu ..vintha vintha kathalu padthuntadu. Baita chuse vaallu, veeditho unnanduku manam kuda theda ankuntaru. But at the end of the day, they happen to be the best memories.


 

9. The Nata Kireeti

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Abboo..Veedi veshalu anni inni kaavu. Comedy ga serious avthuu, pullalu petti , chesevanni chesi, face maatram em theleedhu anattu amaikanga pedthadu.


 

10. The Anumaanapu Pakshi

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Manam koncham pakkaku pothe chaalu, veedi gurinche matladthunnam, veedu lekunda ekkadikoo plan vesthunnam ani fix ayipoi anumanam tho bathukuthuntadu.


 

11. The Manchi Payya 

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The guy that everybody loves and gets along with. He’s always happy and nobody ever has a bad word to say about him. Every time we meet, he brightens up everyone’s mood. Kani idantha pai paine. Manodiki kuda cheppukoleni baadhaluntayi. Papam raatri poota vaatini thaluchukuntu thadi gudda(eyyy, i mean wet cloth) veskoni padkuntadu.


 

12. The Late Lateef Labbe 

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Veedi bathukantha late eh.. He is never on time. Veedi moolanga manam meet ayye time ni oka ganta mundu eskovadam start chesam. Eppudu call chesinaa, Osthunna 2min, 5min, pakkane unna, on the way ra.. laantivi chepthuntadu. But always ends up half an hour to one hour late.


 

13.  Planthar Raja

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Okappudu manatho baaga active ga unde kuyya. But ever since he got a girlfriend, he slowly faded away from the group. Pushakaraalaku oka sari text chesthadu. Baitiki veldam ante atthaa patthaa undadu. Pori haath ivvagaane, malli manam gurthostham ee thuplees gadiki.


 

14. The Possessive Friend

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The one who doesn’t like us hanging-out with other gangs. Subsequently he starts hating the ‘new gang’ and anything you do with them just because you seem to be paying more attention to them. Arey meeru raaledhani valatho movie ki vellanu ra.. . . .. Sare inkeppudu valatho vellanu.. okheeyyyy !


 

15. The Cash-Escape kufli

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Ee donga na kodak-camera gadu group lo eppudaina dabbulu theeyalsi vasthe slow ga escape avthaadu. Asalu veedu last time sonthanga eppudu karchu pettado thelusukovalante calenders thirageyaali. Ee daridrudiki purse thecchukune alvatu undadhu. So obviously cash kuda undadhu. Chachinattu evado okadu kattaali veediki.


 

16. The Party Freak

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…ani cutting isthuntaadu. Kani nijaniki manodu pellillu, receptions, aa functions ee functions attend avthu free food laaginchesthuntadu.


 

17.  Batting Baba

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Chuddaaniki thingarodi la vuntadu kani, veedu eppudo Account open chesesadu. Manoodu aa batting vishayam lo baaga experienced anmaata. Talk entante, he is still batting..Donga naa @#@$^&* !!


 

18. The Bommarillu Bidda

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Doesn’t come out frequently to join us. Ma dad oddhanadu ra.. Ma intlo thidthunnaru. Raalenu.. Kashtam mama..Night outs oppukoru ra ma intlo are his trademark dialogues.


 

 

19. The Google Map

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He covered almost all the places in the town and is the first one to come to your mind when you need to find out a particular address. And when you’re with him, there is always one new friend of his you catch up with ‘cuz veediki ooratha friends eh.


 

20. The Aaavesh Raja

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Veediki appudappudu sudden ga emavthundo yevaruu cheppaleru. He has been your friend since ages but stil there is no crystal clear clarity about him.  Konni selected topics lo manodi involvement antha intha undadhu. Aa aavesham, rosham veedilo different angles ni baita pedthayi. All you do beside is sit silently without uttering a word ‘cuz you don’t know how to react to such situations.


 

21. Thaagubothu Kaaja

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Okappudu casual ga mohamatam tho okato rendo peggulu vese dingiri gaadu, ippudu almost daily thaagudu ki alvatu padipoyadu. Poovai poovai antaadu..uhmm auto appa rao-uu!


 

 22. The Stalking Companion

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A silly friend who’s always with you when it comes to stalking random girls. Its a pure coincidence that sometimes nuvvu chusthunna ammayine vaadu kuda neeku theleekunda chusthuntaadu..And then, casual ga oka maata anukoni you guys just move on.. Emundhi ra…. Kadha!


 

23.  The One Who Always Tries To Be Sarcastic

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He who always shows his sarcasm and witty punches on everyone and every time. Akkarleni situations appudu kuda samayam sandharbam leni punches isthuu utnadu. Well, sometimes he gets what he deserves.



24The Bakka-Kumbakarna

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Veedu chudadaniki sannaga current wire la untadu. Kani thindi maatram aambothu la thintadu. Veedi body ki..veedi weight ki assalu sambandam undadhu. The surprising fact is that he never gets fat!


 

25. The Savior

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He who helps/has been helping us with ‘fake’ calls. College vaalatho, Office vaalatho parent laaga phone lo maatladthuntadu.


 

26. The Silent and Easy Going Guy

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He sits in the corner during parties and doesn’t mingle much with strangers. Ekkuvaga matladadu, aadadu, paadadu.. Appudapudu asalu manatho unnada ledha ana doubt vasthundi.  Yevadini gelkadu. Yevadithonu gelkichukodu. He appears so simple and sensible at times. However, he’s a totally different man once he gets drunk.


 

27 . The Aethul Raja

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The friend who is full of himself. Hyper -active and attention-seeker. Antha sepu baane untadu. Chuttu konchham coloring raagane veedi lekkalu sudden ga maaripothayi. He is the loudest one of the group and always has to be the center of attention, especially when there are girls around.


 

28.  The Bangaar Raja

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Every gang has one chubby friend who is loved by all. Probably the one with whom we never had a fight / serious argument. Sarcasm, punches , etc are very common. Appudappudu sudden ga arusthadu. Ventane kalsipoyi kyaamidi chesthaadu!


 

29. The Online Friend

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These are the one’s whom we haven’t even met personally(or may be, long back) but are still in touch with us right from the days of Orkut. Most of the times it is messaging / whatsapp that is best done with them. You guys seem to have plenty of common interests and you feel that they are the perfect ones to genuinely review a film.


 

 

30. The Internet Simham

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This guy spends most of his time on Internet message boards acting like they are the all-knowing and all-mighty. He never accepts anything spoken against his favorite star. He maintains couple of fake accounts too. He loves his hero so much that he indulges in mini wars over the internet by quickly getting into serious arguments with a mix of logical and illogical comments. Kakapothe idantha online lo maatrame. Manatho unnappudu maatram veedu bebbe!



 

Okay. So these are, according to me, the 30 types of friends that most guys have .Well, the list is too heavy to handle that number . But it includes all those whom we encountered in our life at some point or the other. Some of these are friends and some of these are “friends”. And almost all of them are a**holes including you. Remember to treasure the friends you really enjoy being with. Now go bring in your friends, Tag them and join the party!

 

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